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Chuck Norris & Programming

Today I stumbled on some Chuck Norris programming jokes. Would like to share ‘em with you guys. Some of them had me crack up quite a bit.

“Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.”
“All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows [...]

Notebook For College

As we speak I’m downloading Ubuntu 9.10 (Desktop, x86) for installing it at an old notebook laying around here. Even though I have used Ubuntu before (back in 2007 or so), I would like to see what it’s like now. Since I’ll be (hopefully) going to college in September of this year, I’ll need a [...]